You can say that by town I really meant your ever insatiable angry libidos. I don’t think anyone can ever tire of the poster bear of the universe Ben Cohen (it’s fucking due, sorry) but if you want a little variation in the mix, there’s a new teddy about. Like Ben, Sacha Harding is also of the British man-beast type, straight, a rugby player and also most importantly enjoys getting his kit off for the masses. Recently named Britain’s Manliest Man (ha), Sacha has been the face of Bluebeard Revenge grooming brand (just beard I hope), Movember man ambassador (every month is a Movember for me) and recently went commando for the Gay Times Naked Issue in support of Elton John’s AIDS charity campaign. Sacha’s publicist deserves a big raise. Watch him strip in an office safe way after the jump. This post is especially for Adam! (more…)

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Continuing the theme from my last post (which was about a million years ago I know), here are some bits Alan Ritchson doing what he’s paid for from “Blue Mountain State” capped by Superherofan with a hot coach piece that gets my libido going. Alan is about as a bog standard all-American jock as you can get which you can find plenty of on screen but put him next to some bit of matureness and the whole thing takes off to a new heights. Yes, height being the keyword here and by thing I mean the tent in the pantaloons. (more…)

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I feel that I have to deeply apologize to everyone for not mentioning this fine piece earlier in the game. Well, it’s better late than never — so here are screen grabs from everyone’s wet dreams tonight featuring the perfection that goes by the name of Vanja Udovicic. In case you care (which you should since I can assure you he’ll be a recurring cast), he’s the captain of Serbian water polo team. That means you can find photos of him in a hot pair of speedos all over the interwebs. I really can’t put into words how hot this guy is, but if “SEX” isn’t the first thing that came to mind when you view these pictures, you better get your libido checked. (more…)

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You see, it pays DIVIDENDS (say it like Kim Woodburn would) to be nice to the gays — and in Aussie poster rugby boy Nick Youngquest’s case it got him more work. The fact is Nick should be banned from wearing any kind of clothing with that kind of body, but if it takes a pair of man panties to earn some serious dough, why not? Here’s the international rugby star and also the star in many mens’ wet dreams in Baskit’s 2011 collection. A note to the stylist: set the trimmer to NONE next time. More impact on the (viewing) crotches, trust me! (more…)

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If you think I was gone because of this piece of devastating news, then you know me too well. Okay, not really. My ass has been too lazy these past couple of days and that’s just about it. Since it’s the world cup season and all, I thought I’d post something related to that — in this case, extremely furry English striker Wayne Rooney from Powerade‘s “Rooney vs Rooney” commercial. It’s clear that this adorable furball (there’s a pun in there somewhere) doesn’t give a rat’s ass about body grooming and for that he earns a special place in my crotch. If this was made in the lovely US of A, he would’ve been trimmed to hell and back. Watch the commercial after the jump and thanks to Juan Felipe for the heads up! (more…)

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First of all, I’m patting myself on the back for not trying to make any porn jokes. Second of all, I need to thank Patrick Cote and Alan Belcher for taking the lead roles in my wet dream tonight. It’s only natural. These are from UFC’s weigh-in session this week capped by the fantabulous DaveId at Dreamcaps. I rather watch “Whatever Happened to Baby Jane” for the fifth time than sitting through this type of stuff, but these guys are just pushing it — especially gingy Alan Belcher in his Batman undies. That said, I’m not so sure about the tattoo though, I think he aimed for Johnny Cash but it looked more like Rosie O’Donnell or Elvis in his later years. I can’t believe I’m saying this but the biceps are to blame! (more…)

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And this time it’s from a handful of soccer players; featuring Kaka, Cristiano Ronaldo, Samuel Eto’o, Didier Drogba, Pato and Landon Donovan in their country colored skimpies. I approve this, because Annie Leibowitz didn’t try to make them do “artsy” poses for the June World Cup issue of Vanity Fair. Despite the absence of body hair, I would hit Kaka the hardest followed by his fellow country man Alexandre Pato. I have a feeling that one of the unholy trinity of body shaving was at work on Pato’s chest — but these days you can’t really have everything can you? Click here to watch the behind the scenes video. (more…)

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I could make hundreds of excuses for the absence during the past few days, but the plain truth is that I have been busy with other worldly things. How I wish we could live in the internet and never leave. Real world sucks! Anyways, here’s something to drool at for now (editor’s note: just because Square is busy doesn’t mean the drooling activities have to stop). Eric Christian Olsen and Nicholas D’Agosto notorious skin scene in “Fired Up!” has been featured before, and now it’s time for the actual caps. I guess Nicholas would fall into the adorkable category, but he doesn’t do much to me despite the hot oasis of fur on his chest. Eric is just fratty-licious and as I said before, boys with big shaggy  golden locks always have an extra point in my crotch book. He’s like a big husky you would want to cuddle all day and night. I just wish David Walton had his shirtless moment as well, because if that’s the case then I won’t feel like I’m wasting 90 minutes of my life for nothing. Happy Easter everyone! (more…)

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Men in jockstraps are so funny aren’t they? I am LOLing as I type this — and I’m not even straight! Oh Spike, you know how to humor us with these half naked dudes with their bottoms exposed. Hahaha. So funny. These safe for work (jockstraps from the FRONT are okay, yes?) caps from the premiere of Spike’s new ‘comedy’ series “Blue Mountain State”, featuring adonis Alan Ritchson in a role he was BORN to play, my favorite fuzzy don’t-you-dare-touch-the-razor Darin Brooks and adorably smooth Sam Jones III by Superherofan (NSFW ones available there of course). Hilarious. I am totally laughing my way to orgasm! (more…)

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Oh my word. I really don’t know whether to breathe, drool or frown. Okay, I can actually do all three at the same time but that’s besides the point. People really need to stop trying to recreate Burt Lancaster and Deborah Kerr’s infamous beach scene in “From Here to Eternity”, because no matter how good you do it, it will still look like a parody. Here are some caps of wrestler The Million Dollar Man’s son, Ted Dibiase Jr. from the sequel of John Cena’s “The Marine”. Well, he’s totally cute and I’d hit it in two blinks of a lamb’s eye. This film is obviously released direct to DVD on the 29th and plenty of shirtlessness can be expected. But that beach scene… Really? (more…)

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