While reading this post, I hope you’re sitting down at the local Royal Wedding street party (a legal one, of course), with the Royal Wedding t-shirt on, Royal Wedding mug in hand while sampling some of the delectable William & Kate commemorative biscuits. This piece of untamed forestation though, doesn’t belong to a royal unfortunately. Quickly guess this hairy chest before dragging your ass back to the live broadcast! (more…)

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I’m a little cunty today, so here’s some more bitchery — thanks to Jim and Jamie! You know what’s worse than having a shirt on a hot, hairy guy? Having him shirted HALFWAY. Why is this happening? I don’t understand? Simon London is a newcomer in the acting / skin baring business (I see you Googling right there) and for someone this GAWJUS, he should have his shirt off at all times. Furry chests need to be free, and it upsets me to see them hidden away partly like this. These TEASE caps are from a recent episode of “Legend of the Seeker”, provided by Jim, who obviously is another person I owe my first newborn to. Here’s to hoping more and more (shirtless) acting jobs for this cute furry manpie! (more…)

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When Jemaine Clement of “Flights of the Conchords” took his glasses off, I thought that he looks like a reincarnation of Benicio del Toro, but more generous in the chest hair department. We have seen his partner in crime, Bret McKenzie shirtless on this site (the faux ones don’t count), and now it’s time for the hairier half of the due to shine! By shine I mean flashing his gloriously hairy chest to the masses. Seriously, how hitable is this guy? These are from Jemaine’s upcoming film “Gentlemen Broncos” which also stars adorkable Michael Angarano and Mike White. Why do I feel Michael Angarano look 10 years younger in this, thus making me feel ten times more guilty for lusting over him in “The Forbidden Kingdom”? (more…)

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Ah, those Kiwis! They always know how to keep my crotch occupied! As with most major airlines, the economy has struck Air New Zealand pretty bad. Since they can no longer afford uniforms for their staffs, they have decided to body paint them (well, at least the hot ones anyway) and now Air New Zealand has officially became the airlines of my dreams! These caps are from “Nothing to Hide” campaign, of which they used real employees including their hot super silver daddy of a CEO, Rob Fyfe (you know which one I’m talking about). Swoon! Watch the ad, behind the scenes (this is where you get to see him) and the inflight safety video after the jump. (more…)

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Here’s one thing you should know about me and this website. Never fully trust what I say! I’ve promised to feature Kiwi hotties Karl Urban “soon” a few weeks back. Well I am posting his caps now from New Zealand film “The Price of Milk” so next time I mention “soon”, you’ll know how long it will take! Anyways, most of you would probably remember Karl Urban the most as the elf who isn’t Orlando Bloom and I think it’s time for him to get global recognition of hotness. He is recently seen in “Star Trek” and has been wise in picking his films since “Lord of The Rings”. (more…)

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Like half of you, I’m always annoyed with websites that have Flash animation in them. All that changed today. F.N (I owe you my first born) sent me this super addictive “Super 14 Jersey Swap” from Adidas and I still can’t stop playing til now. It basically merges the ancient jock art of jersey swapping and the latest multimedia technology to give us skin loving folks the Flash game of our effing dreams! Also, do NOT forget to replay the animation in SLOW MO. That’s right… Adidas read my mind like a friggin’ book and I’m burning all my Nikes tonight! Now if only they make this for, um let’s see… every hot athlete that ever existed? (more…)

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Well good morning everyone! I woke up today to find a fuzzy Kiwi under my sheets. Now I’m not sure how the hell that happened but after a brief introduction, he told me his name is Fraser Brown, collects Smurfs and well endowed. The first two parts are true. Since I am known as a saint of skin, I’ve decided to snap a few photographs for you guys to enjoy. Sharing is caring! (more…)

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My dreams have finally come true! Kiwi hotness Bret McKenzie was shirtless at last in the latest episode of “Flight of the Conchords” and it was just what I had expected. Smooth with a bit of fuzz in the middle. Those puppy eyes can never go wrong! And Bret is one of those guys who should never ever go out without some scruff on his face, otherwise he will look like Figwit (yes, I do not think that is even remotely hot). Now that this settled, they should come up with a good shirtless scene of Bret with that furball Jemaine Clement. Preferably on the bed. Or in the hot tub. As long as they’re touching each other. Yes. (more…)

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Shut up! I want to believe! Ever since “Flight of the Conchords” debut, I always wanted to see Jemaine Clement and Bret McKenzie shirtless, especially Bret. That man and his scruff do things to me. Well, these real covers of TimeOut NY are clearly NOT photoshopped and both of them looked super hot in it. Too bad they can’t find fuzzier bodies to fit these two (Jemaine is one hairy bugger). Let’s hope for some skin exposure in Season 2 then! (more…)

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