And here’s Chris Evans being his hot self in Los Angeles shooting the cover for Details magazine (they better put the shirtless one on, damn it). This is premium Hollywood manbeef we’re talking about here, so I’m going to keep this short, sweet and obviously sticky. Number 3 beard – yes. Sunglasses – yes. Recovering hairy chest and torso – yes. Pink nipples – yes. Treasure trails – yes. Tatoos – HELL TO THE NO. Tell me it’s not real. Undo, undo! (more…)

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You can say that by town I really meant your ever insatiable angry libidos. I don’t think anyone can ever tire of the poster bear of the universe Ben Cohen (it’s fucking due, sorry) but if you want a little variation in the mix, there’s a new teddy about. Like Ben, Sacha Harding is also of the British man-beast type, straight, a rugby player and also most importantly enjoys getting his kit off for the masses. Recently named Britain’s Manliest Man (ha), Sacha has been the face of Bluebeard Revenge grooming brand (just beard I hope), Movember man ambassador (every month is a Movember for me) and recently went commando for the Gay Times Naked Issue in support of Elton John’s AIDS charity campaign. Sacha’s publicist deserves a big raise. Watch him strip in an office safe way after the jump. This post is especially for Adam! (more…)

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Seeing this shot for the first time is like getting pure oxygen back into my ailing lungs. We have been moaning and bitching about how his chest was mutilated for that film before but now it’s good to see some activity back on that hunk’s body. Too easy isn’t it? (more…)

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No, this blog isn’t dead (yet) – it’s just that I am so caught up with other less important things that the shirtless shrine has to be put on hold for a little while. There are so many things to catch up on, but for now – let’s fix our eyeballs to David Boreanaz’s long lost brother also known as NOT GAY Congressman Aaron Schock in all his shirtless Photoshop glory from the latest issue of Men’s Health (hey they really do a shirtless cover!). I’d hit this reasonably hard, but not more than a few times because I’m not willing to give my KFC just yet. (more…)

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Still on the magazine stuff, here are some smolder-tastic(?) shots of Joe Jonas from the upcoming issue of straight as fuck magazine Details. I really don’t know what to make of these. There’s only one picture where he wasn’t squinting and yes, I’m a little frustrated (and a little guilty too). The time will come when Joe will go all Efron on himself, and deep inside I know you can’t wait. Denial is a river in Egypt! And finally, where are the shirtless shots? Why is no one ready… (more…)

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As usual, my ass is the last one on the planet who’s posting this piece of news,  but I guess I’m speaking for everyone here when I say this shoot needs more exploitations! Despite the lack of generosity in these shots with GQ Australia, Alex O’Loughlin is still looking scorching as usual. Having said that, I personally think that he looks like me (except mucho less hot, of course) all day at the office when I didn’t have enough time to do my business at home. I just wish I’m more like that guy in accounts who doesn’t give a shit (no pun intended) about not doing number two at work. With that note, enjoy! (more…)

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It has been quite a while since we had some skin display from Maroon 5′s frontman Adam Levine, and I longed for a proper shirtless photo shoot. Well, all your prayers have been answered because here he is in all his cocksock naked glory posing in British Cosmo for Everyman charity for male cancer. You know, from the people who brought us this and this. Personally I prefer this one better because of the fur, obviously. More male celebrities should be involved in this campaign, and yes that’s a not so subtle hint to mah four husbands. You hear? (more…)

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By now, you should be aware that Matthew Morrison has appeared on the cover of Details in all his shirtless glory, and it’s only natural that I’ll be the LAST person on the planet posting this mess. I won’t go further into the ‘sweater vest’ thing at the risk of writing a 200 page court case and starting a ‘Bring Back Mr. Schue’s Fur” petition / mob. Upon further investigation and these additional photos released by the magazine, it seems that Matthew still had some of his chest follicles in the running shots. Could it be that it was all Photoshop magic? I honestly think that they shot those before they stripped off his dignity (including members down south) for the cover, but to keep me asleep at night, let’s just go with the first one shall we? The plot thickens… (more…)

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Excessive chest grooming is a dangerous disease, but I really can’t complain much about these shirtless shots of Stephen Dorff, trimmed to high heaven from the latest issue of VMan shot by Mario Testino, via Just Jared. Yes, I could go for months ranting and nagging about this sad fad — but this time I’ll just keep quite, lock the door and have a box of Kleenex (probably a copy of “Shadowboxer” in the disc drive as well, just in case) at hand. It’s the only thing to do, isn’t it? (more…)

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By ‘crotches’ I really mean my crotch! Orgasmic. Perfect. Euphoric. Flawless. Can you say, the most amazing cover in the history of forever? I might be biased because he’s mah fourth husband, but I dare you to stare at this GQ’s “International Men of The Year” cover for 10 seconds or less without having the need to change your underpants. Jon Hamm is not only the international man of the year, he should be the intergalactic man of forever! The cover was shot by Vincent Peters for the October issue, out now. And if that wasn’t enough to make you moist all over (highly doubt it), I’ve included some pictures of SEX walking down the street via ONTD. Now excuse me while I go count the follicle members on his face. Yes, it’s my daily routine. (more…)

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