Alfie is a cad. He’s a very bad boy, and he needs to be spanked — by me. Nobody plays a charming bad boy like the scrumpdidleyumptious Jude. I think it’s really those hairy forearms that get me goin’ the most, but he’s such a sly-smilin’ eye-twinkler… I can’t stand it. OK, I can stand it, so long as there is that spanking. He’s a bad boy, but he’s very generous with the shoitlessness in Alfie, that torso’s a little on the slim side — which I know many of you will enjoy. He’s here and in the Forum too in his more relaxed — that is, filled-out — mode. oxo squarebart (more…)

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…and Brian Geraghty, O what a cast of men! Peter Sarsgaard and Jamie Foxx are there too but entirely too shirtful. I don’t know about you, but I’ve ♥’d li’l Jakey since he was just a little bubble boy. There’s lots of him to see in this tough, sometimes tedious (anti-)war movie. And Lucas Black just makes me feel kinda Oliver-Twisty: “More, please, sir.” And just for a surprise, Brian Geraghty, who does not always look like a goofball, waxes big and muscley like you’d not expect. Some great lines… like, in the shower scene: “Look, it’s a cock, but smaller!” And don’t miss Jakey in the Extra Features talkin’ about masturbation! He is enjoying himself way too much, and it’s a hoot. O.K. line up — ’cause we’re all gonna pee together! After the jump… (more…)

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By now we all pretty much knew Shia LaBeouf sweats douchewater (it’s toxic) but you really have to admit seeing him sans shirt is quite treat. At least for me. Okay, let’s face it, douchebags ARE hot. That’s a fact. It’s funny how fast someone can turn from adorkable to adoucheable. We have seen Shia in similar action last week and this time he’s giving more of that good stuff. And the pants are still unnecessary. (more…)

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Orlando Bloom used to do things to me. You know, like, things. Wonderful things. He was one of my first shirtless guys I’ve featured when I had this site up about two and a half years ago. That said, as I grew older I didn’t find him that attractive. Is it the absence of chest hair? The hair? Here he is doing some forced character like he did in “Kingdom of Heaven” and “Troy”. You know the only characters he’s good to play are Legolas, Will Turner and Jimmy Connelly from “The Calcium Kid”! What do you think? (more…)

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Here’s our questionable favorite Disney hottie Zac Efron looking all hearthrob-ish from “High School Musical 3″. I’m not a big fan of gym bunnies but damn. Quick! Pull me back before I jumped on the Zefron bus to Disneyland! (more…)

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Shirtless crystall ball says these are going to be posted all over the net soon so I might as well get some headstart. Robert Downey Jr. has always been my favorite next door type guy. I don’t know if I’m the only one who think he doesn’t look that good in the buff because normal built suits him much better. It’s all about the charisma of which I think he’s full of. Oh and that goatee TOTALLY works for me. These shirtless pictures of Robert Downey Jr. are from “Ironman”, of which sadly to say — one of the worst unflattering shirtless scenes in a superhero movie ever and I don’t mean the CGI hole in the chest. And Let’s hope for better angles on “Ironman 2″, if there’s any. I hope so. (more…)

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I haven’t seen that many Christian Bale movies and the last time I’ve seen him sans shirt in a bedroom was in “American Psycho”. These are from sci fi movie “Equilibrium”, which has a nice shirtless bedroom scene ala Ed Burns in “The Sound of Thunder”. Or is it the other way around? Resident Squarehippies hotties Sean Bean and Dominic Purcell as well as Taye Diggs (yeah, we have to do something about that) was also in this but not generous enough to be capped. Either way, enjoy! (more…)

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So the official trailer for the new Bond movie, “Quantum of Solace” is out. I still think the Daniel Craig’s shirtless scene in “Casino Royale” was better but who’s complaining? Here are some quick cropped screengrabs. Also, is it just me or his body seems a bit less toned compared to the first one? Just a tiny bit. I’d still hit it in a microsecond. (more…)

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As much as I love adorkables and unconventional hotness, I can’t avoid from drooling over the overrated mainstream deliciousness that is David Beckham. I’m weak I know. These Armani ads featuring his somewhat questionable manpacket are posted EVERYWHERE on the internet and as usual, I don’t care. It’s good to have the previous and latest shots merged into one page, and although it’s obvious he’s been Photoshopped to hell, I’d still would very much like to have one of these as a wallpaper in my bedroom so he can, uhm, brighten up my mornings. You know, because wallpapers don’t speak and all. (more…)

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Okay, these are not exactly new material but I really feel that a young, hot and shirtless Richard Gere totally deserves a repost. I had capped him as one of my earliest featured celebrities on this website (back in the GeoCities ages) and last night I re watched this hot film. It reminded me how impossibly sexy Richard Gere was and how many times he has helped me go through puberty. In case anyone’s wondering, yes his small brother did make an appearance for quite sometime in one scene. So to all Richard Gere’s fans out there, hope you enjoy these shirtless caps from one of Gere’s earliest movies, 1980′s “American Gigolo”. Oh and the soundtrack was kinda awesome too. Please check it out if you haven’t seen this one yet. (more…)

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