You can say that by town I really meant your ever insatiable angry libidos. I don’t think anyone can ever tire of the poster bear of the universe Ben Cohen (it’s fucking due, sorry) but if you want a little variation in the mix, there’s a new teddy about. Like Ben, Sacha Harding is also of the British man-beast type, straight, a rugby player and also most importantly enjoys getting his kit off for the masses. Recently named Britain’s Manliest Man (ha), Sacha has been the face of Bluebeard Revenge grooming brand (just beard I hope), Movember man ambassador (every month is a Movember for me) and recently went commando for the Gay Times Naked Issue in support of Elton John’s AIDS charity campaign. Sacha’s publicist deserves a big raise. Watch him strip in an office safe way after the jump. This post is especially for Adam! (more…)

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Okay people, here’s the last “Guess This Hairy Chest” post for 2010. Since this is the final one of the decade (sorry, had to be a bit dramatic), I figured why not go away with a bang (or a squirt, whichever you prefer). The owner of this furry chest is my ideal man and husband when I was a teenage gay (let’s just pretend for a second they don’t exist) and was a recurring cast in my wet dreams back in the 90s. For hardcore fans of this Academy Award winning actor, it should be almost too easy. Guess before you click! (more…)

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Salivating over famous people can be a litte monotonous sometimes, so today let’s have a look at some REAL beef. 25 year old Dudley boy Nathan is every inch of my perfect man. He’s a farmer, perfectly hairy (in all the right places), a man’s man’s man (you’d know a true man when the answer is “Land Rover burgundy” for a colour scheme), always has dirt on his hands but doesn’t give a monkeys about it, loves animals (you know he’s passionate in bed), reads “The Complete Encyclopaedia of Tractors” in his leisure time and on top of that, a big softie at heart. These are from BBC Three’s “Don’t Tell the Bride” and unfortunately it’s a show about people getting hitched. The good news is we get to see some very generous shirtless shots of this prime British beef and then some. I’d say, Nathan should be in a different show — like “Farmer Wants a Wife”. You see, the US of A is too obsessed with waxy superficial crap like this (scroll right to the bottom) for the sake of looking good on screen that we forgot the abundance of real hot beef out there. This post is dedicated to our British readers and for those of you who appreciate REAL male beauty. Enjoy! (more…)

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By ‘crotches’ I really mean my crotch! Orgasmic. Perfect. Euphoric. Flawless. Can you say, the most amazing cover in the history of forever? I might be biased because he’s mah fourth husband, but I dare you to stare at this GQ’s “International Men of The Year” cover for 10 seconds or less without having the need to change your underpants. Jon Hamm is not only the international man of the year, he should be the intergalactic man of forever! The cover was shot by Vincent Peters for the October issue, out now. And if that wasn’t enough to make you moist all over (highly doubt it), I’ve included some pictures of SEX walking down the street via ONTD. Now excuse me while I go count the follicle members on his face. Yes, it’s my daily routine. (more…)

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Internet fact no. 3,453: Square is always the last person to post any fucking thing. Moving on, Thomas Jane‘s generous shirtlessness in Men’s Fitness magazine (Men’s Health’s sluttier cousin) might be last week month’s news but in my defense, another fun fact to be considered is when one gets tired of a shirtless Thomas Jane, he or she is tired of the life itself! Yay me for another long pointless sentence! While I’m rolling my eyes at the recycled sub-headers on the cover I have to point out that the presumably ‘sculpted’ body fuzz is still prominent in these shots. My feeling is that it’s his natural post trim pattern but after a close examination this untrimmed picture found by our dear Bart at the forum, a further investigation needs to be done. Yes, we take that stuff very seriously. (more…)

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It’s time to bring some (furry) beef, brawn and muscle mass in this part of the internets, thanks to a short glimpse of two-time WWE champion and the star of “Looney Tunes: Back in Action”, Bill Goldberg in this week’s ” The Celebrity Apprentice”. I have released my skin hunting minions and they came back with some soapy Goldberg skin during a shower scene and a locker room scene in “The Longest Yard”. I have to admit a lot of wrestlers out there bulked up so much that they lost all the sexiness, but Goldberg has managed to do it just right. Rawr! (more…)

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I am happy and very proud to report that after such a devastating display of clean shaven chest as Agent John Scott in “Fringe”, Mark Valley has finally let nature take its course and is looking hotter than ever in the premiere of “Human Target”. In other words, the fuzz is alive, at long last! There’s no chance in TV hell that I’d watch this show but for those who are fans of this type of entertainment — Mark Valley should be the prime reason to watch the series. Also, I don’t think I’ve used this many tags for a while which is a good sign. For those who enjoy manly, mature, beefy, blond and fuzzy chested hunks I’d imagine this will be right up your alley. Like most of the posts here, images are bigger than they appear so you know you want to zoom and drool. (more…)

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Who might be the owner of this adequately hairy chest? Here’s a clue: this hunk of man doesn’t do much to me and I’ll never get why people are all over him. He’s very manly that for sure but whenever I look at this Scottish beast (crap there goes the mystery), I can only think of a bludgeon, a cave and lots of savage love making in the rain. Guess before you click! (more…)

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FURst of all (that didn’t work, did it — I need to stop trying), I would like to apologize to all of you beautiful people for not posting these earlier. Again a sin has been committed and I’m trying my best to repent. Mike Rowe was shirtless in this week’s episode of Discovery’s ultimate daddyfest that is “Dirty Jobs”, and it’s about damn bloody time! If I was the producer, I’d make him do the entire season shirtless, although it can be a serious threat to the nation’s health situation. By nation I mean my crotch and its associates. They’re trembling in lust as we speak and needed urgent attention (like Mr. Rowe here). These are capped by scorchingheat over at Dreamcaps with a clip by moi, because Mike’s fuzz need to be experienced in motion. Now, I need to immediately surrender myself to this hairy daddy and tend to his needs. Later, bitches! (more…)

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There’s only so much you can write about hot men, so for today I’ll just let the pictures do the talking. It’s Phil “New York Bad Ass” Baroni, and he’s an MMA fighter (that’s mixed martial arts for you and me). We’ll see how scruff and a reasonable amount of chest hair (he trims a lot but I forgive him) can make a lot of woofy difference, after the jump. And yes, that sweaty picture of Phil does A LOT of things to me too. (more…)

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