To tell you the truth, my crotch is ready to BLAST OFF as I type this, so I’m holding to every ounce of self control left to carry on. Being an adult is hard! Shawn Christian holds a very special place in my libidoland along with guys who have more than 5 posts each on the site, so it’s only natural to have some of his shirtless shots here to conclude another great year in skin. Superherofan has made these caps from a recent “Days of Our Lives” episode and I can totally forgive him for using the highest setting on the trimmer. When one is 46 and looks like that, you’re not allowed to complain! (more…)

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Last year, we have been blessed with the sight of the shirtless cowboys. This year, the generosity in “Amazing Race” continues as every team has the opportunity to shed the shirt and everything else. The orange speedos are a nice touch. Not missing the action of course, Phil joined in the fun in this body building challenge in Germany. It has been a while, although I just wish that he takes it easy on the eyebrow thing. Just a shame the judges are covered, especially the goateed one. And yes, in case you were wondering Bill is the best looking one out of the bunch. Haters kindly move to the left. (more…)

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I hope you guys are well fed since my last post (which is the reason I left you with a nice chunky one). As a lover of older men, my ass is always on the lookout for fresh mature beef. Enter food author and host of CMT’s “Top Secret Recipe” Todd Wilbur. I’m getting a very strong suburban dad vibe from this fine piece of man beef, and of the salivating-over-him-washing-a-car-in-July-with-a-wife-beater-on sorts. And I know for sure I’m not the only one, as foretold my the mighty Google. You know something seriously needs to be done when they suggested your “Todd Wilbur” search with “Todd Wilbur shirtless”. These are the caps from the pilot where Todd teased us with a little flash of skin. We are definitely craving for more, and I’m not talking about bloody KFC! Also, don’t get me started on those hairy arms… (more…)

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The sight of Thomas Jane shirtless these days are abundant, but here’s something a little different for that permanent Ray Drecker shrine in your crotch. No, I’m not talking about his half peen in this week’s episode of “Hung”, but it’s the whole jockstrap thing that gets me all hot and bothered. Oh who am I kidding, I AM talking about his half peen appearance (obviously NSFW do please click during me time), although the authenticity of it is a little dubious. Nonetheless, it’s a visual. (more…)

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First Mike Rowe post of 2011! It makes me uneasy that it has taken this long, but obviously to make up for the lack of his skin on screen, Discovery daddy of the decade Mike Rowe has donated his hairy, beefy and absolutely delicious body to the millions of drooling fans especially me science for Discovery series “Curiosity”. I have a feeling that it will be full of sexual innuendos, like “sneeze on me”and “have sex inside me” as seen in the promo clip. Many thanks to PG for the heads up! “Curiosity: World’s Dirtiest Man” will premiere this Sunday. They better get Mike’s shirt off, otherwise there will be riots on the streets Monday! (more…)

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There is something very comfortable and familiar with these screen caps of Dylan McDermott by Superherofan in his new series “American Horror Story”. Something about a hot, hairy suburban dad (okay, Ryan Reynolds is hardly a dad but hey) waking up / walking around the house shirtless in the middle of the night that is so stimulating. I have yet to watch this, but from what I heard there should be more than one substance in my pants when I finish. Did I just say that out loud? (more…)

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Men with fur pelts always have a special place in my crotch, but those mature ones blessed with salt and pepper fuzz goes right to the top of the list – no questions asked. Campbell Scott’s generous shirtlessness in “Royal Pains” in nothing new, but I feel that we’re in a dire need of some fresh caps so here are some delectable ones made by yours truly from last week’s episode. Campbell plays Andrew Garfield’s daddy in “The Amazing Spider-Man”, although I highly doubt there will be any unshirting – it’s good to see him on the big screen nonetheless. Thanks to smcandsmc for the heads up! (more…)

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Breaking news! Last night, the British isle sank by at least a meter after the latest episode of “Vacation, Vacation, Vacation” (which has recently become my porn material) aired on Channel 4. It has been reported that most of the east coast of North America has been affected as well. Millions of households has been flash flooded with panty cream caused by excessive shirtlessness of the finest man in Britain, Phil Spencer showing in detail the eighth wonder of the world that is his gloriously thick, hairy chest and lickable daddy abs. For someone who has been waiting a long time (a year is a long time for me) for this moment to happen, I’d say it’s a bit much for my mortal libido to take. Well, I’m still here – hanging on to whatever’s left of me. This is perfection personified, full stop. I’ll let the caps, the clips AND the gifs do the talking and the hardening. A little warning though, due to the size of the post it may crash your browser and understandably, your crotch. (more…)

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This post may cause constant stiffness and excessive moisture so be warned. UK Channel 4′s “Vacation, Vacation, Vacation” is a travel show that was conceptualised in the deepest inner sanctum of my crotch — because Phil Spencer plus the beach equals major potential SHIRTLESSNESS. As the president of the Phil Spencer Appreciation Society, I urge all members who have the high definition capping facility to make proper caps of this series so we can fully appreciate and admire this piece of British daddy perfection in true-life quality, pixel by pixel. For now, here are some crotch explosives featuring Phil being massaged by the luckiest guy in the world (I’d give my first AND second born to do just that), his James Bond moment, obligatory shower scene and having a dip in the pool. The word perfection is really an understatement for this man. (more…)

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Be right back. *masterbating* (more…)

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