Here’s the Trailer for That 50 Shades of Shit Film Your Aunties Have Been Waiting For

Keeping the Subway Safe and Your Tunnels Flooded

Introducing the Star of Your Wet Dreams Tonight

Time For Some Male Beauty

Screw the Oscars, Here’s Rusty Joiner in Orc Wars

Deck the Halls

A Definite Fly on the Wall Moment

Presenting the Hottest MAMIL on the Block

Alan Ritchson’s Body is Ready

Today’s Randomness