Billy Burke always holds a special place in my already packed crotch kingdom. Here are some shirtless shots of Billy from TV series “Rizzoli & Isles” featuring his soft furry chest capped by Groopii. It looks like he desperately needs to be reunited with his “Twilight” stache. I’ve only seen the first one before I came to terms that I’m actually a little geriatric for that mess, but one would safely assume the stache effect is consistent throughout the franchise. Well, it better be because he’s the only one that does things to me in those films! (more…)

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You can say that by town I really meant your ever insatiable angry libidos. I don’t think anyone can ever tire of the poster bear of the universe Ben Cohen (it’s fucking due, sorry) but if you want a little variation in the mix, there’s a new teddy about. Like Ben, Sacha Harding is also of the British man-beast type, straight, a rugby player and also most importantly enjoys getting his kit off for the masses. Recently named Britain’s Manliest Man (ha), Sacha has been the face of Bluebeard Revenge grooming brand (just beard I hope), Movember man ambassador (every month is a Movember for me) and recently went commando for the Gay Times Naked Issue in support of Elton John’s AIDS charity campaign. Sacha’s publicist deserves a big raise. Watch him strip in an office safe way after the jump. This post is especially for Adam! (more…)

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Fast rising English actor Dominic Cooper is someone I grew to adore. He’s not conventionally Hollywood grade handsome and I could easily have missed his brand of hotness in previous ventures (“Mamma Mia” being one of them) – but in his new film “The Devil’s Double“, he’s really ALL THAT. Maybe it’s the facial hair which is a huge turn on for moi – no surprise there, maybe it’s the made up accent which actually suits him, maybe it’s his speedo-clad fitter than fit body or perhaps maybe the view of his monumental pair of buttocks that made my jaw dropped during the entire viewing. Well, I’ll just shut my gob and please enjoy these caps from “The Devil’s Double”, which will be released tomorrow on DVD and Blu-Ray in the US. As for the monumental pair, you really have to see the film to appreciate them. (more…)

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If you have the tingles for Ron Swanson in “Parks and Recreation”, hold on to your libidos. I would imagine this post is pretty much like Christmas for Swanson-ites and cat lovers everywhere, maybe slightly better. These belly-licious caps of Nick Offerman came from Justin and they’re from NBC Universal’s “The More You Know” PSA with Brian Williams. Okay I know what you’re thinking, WHY ISN’T BRIAN WILLIAMS SHIRTLESS AS WELL? Watch the clip after the jump. (more…)

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You know what, this event right here — is definitely my Josh Gates moment of 2011 and this time, we have a video! My new super bestest friend in the whole wide world Samir did an interview at CalTV with the delectable ginge that is Morgan Spurlock for his new film “The Greatest Movie Ever Sold” and was (too) kind enough to do a mention of this mess of a site AND a scrolling screen shot of Morgan’s speedo wearing spread. Too much! I’ll shut my ass up so you can watch the video after the jump, and the magic happens 2:50 into the interview. Samir you are the best! What’s next? An interview with Jason Sudeikis? Okay, maybe let’s not do that because my heart just stopped. (more…)

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My ass might be heavily biased on this, but I really feel that Tom Berenger has more impact on the crotch with a pair of mustache. I can’t really say he ages gracefully, but in these caps from 1995 softcore thriller (MY kind of film, they don’t make those anymore) “Body Language” — Tom has most things (and you can already guess what are missing) I want in a mature man. Also, I’ve included some stache-tastic caps from a film 15 years earlier, “The Dogs of War” capped by Capped, who had a recent awesome redesign. Enjoy! (more…)

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Phew. I think I have solved the feed / email subscription issue and you guys should have the latest and the greatest in your inbox by now, but please let me know if you’re still having troubles with it. Anyways, let’s get on with this mystery stache owner. Honestly, I always feel a little dirty for featuring this very young looking actor here, despite the fact that he’s 24 this year. I guess some people are born to look young forever! This cap is from his upcoming film. Guess before you click! (more…)

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Okay people, here’s the last “Guess This Hairy Chest” post for 2010. Since this is the final one of the decade (sorry, had to be a bit dramatic), I figured why not go away with a bang (or a squirt, whichever you prefer). The owner of this furry chest is my ideal man and husband when I was a teenage gay (let’s just pretend for a second they don’t exist) and was a recurring cast in my wet dreams back in the 90s. For hardcore fans of this Academy Award winning actor, it should be almost too easy. Guess before you click! (more…)

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If there’s one time to gather all your friends, cousins AND your neighbours, this will be it. Still riding on the daddy train, here are some droolworthy caps of beefier than beef actor Brian Goodman with bonus light stache (you know it does a lot to me) from the film “The Last Castle” submitted by our Filipino reader. It’s a major discovery for me personally, because I didn’t know that this fine salt and pepper male specimen existed before this post. Now I’m in LOVE. Instead of going around in circles, I’ll just let these caps speak for themselves — which means you must have a full box of Kleenex ready or a very thick towel if you’re going to watch the film. Trust. (more…)

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I guess we can all pack our bags and go home now. I’m DONE. (more…)

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