This morning is brought to you by mah husband Paul Rudd answering questions from teenage girls on Rookie magazine about cooties and shit like that – exploding a few thousand crotches in the process. You can almost hear mine in the background, you know because I’m always near him since he’s mah husband and all. Those glasses and that hair combo. I can’t even… Get the bucket ready and watch the adorableness after the jump. Thanks joetimber for this! (more…)

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Very Adam Garcia-esque no? At times, you find a picture that you can’t stop staring at. B Australian gory flick “Primal” was on screen the other day and while I’ve only watched the first half (like most gory films with hot guys in them), trolling its IMDB page has united me with this cuter than cute photo. Call me easy to please, but I think I’ve looked at this for a good 5 minutes before finding out who he was. The name is Lindsay Farris, and he’s working his way up the Hollywood food chain. Here’s a tip, two words – David DeCoteau. That’s the only ticket up! (more…)

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Otherwise I won’t be posting this. If mah husband took Jason Segel’s place in last week’s “Saturday Night Live”, I will simply explode into millions of fairy dust particles. Too much for a mortal being to handle. (more…)

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I don’t really think my ass needs a valid reason for posting these promo shots of the MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN IN THE WORLD Matthew Bomer from the season 3 promo of “White Collar” (from Matt Bomer Fan via ONTD). Personally, instead of wanting to jump all over this fine specimen like what I felt with other hot mens, I just want to carefully mount him in a frame and hang it in the Louvre. A masterpiece you can masturbate to! (more…)

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Still on the magazine stuff, here are some smolder-tastic(?) shots of Joe Jonas from the upcoming issue of straight as fuck magazine Details. I really don’t know what to make of these. There’s only one picture where he wasn’t squinting and yes, I’m a little frustrated (and a little guilty too). The time will come when Joe will go all Efron on himself, and deep inside I know you can’t wait. Denial is a river in Egypt! And finally, where are the shirtless shots? Why is no one ready… (more…)

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After all these years, I have to admit Dawson Leery still does things to me — like it or not. I would be lying if I say I don’t feel the tingles when I’m on James Van Der Beek’s latest venture, James Van Der Memes for Funny or Die. Not to mention the DILF khaki ad (clip after the jump) which showcased his firm buttocks. Well, at least it’s not another bargain bin film and yes, it’s too much Dawson and he’s considered by some a daddy now which means we’re all OLD. (more…)

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Laziness, like busyness and uninspiredness is a terrible disease, and most of the time you totally need that special push to get out of it. THIS is my push. It’s a black and white portrait of MAH HUSBAND looking like perfection personified. The hair, the scruff, the smile, the everything! It’s like Sudeikis is saying to me, “Square, the world needs you to spread the shirtlessness… Get off your lazy ass and post something!”. I’m not sure who shot it, but this masterpiece should only be found in places like the Louvre, the MoMA and my crotch (most likely the last one). Thanks a bunch to Joe for this, and I’ll use this to inspire and propel myself forward (no pun intended) to get more and more hotness on the site. As most of you will be making multiple trips to the stores to return those awful Christmas gifts today, I’ll be churning some deliciousness to be salivated over when you come back. See you in a bit! (more…)

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I guess we can all pack our bags and go home now. I’m DONE. (more…)

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Let’s make today a non-shirtless day, because there’s a lot of hotness out there that are yet to be unshirted. First off, Italian portrait photographer Francesco Carrozzini. I don’t know if it’s just me, but don’t you think that Francesco is like the hottest photographer that has ever lived? I could stare at his lazy, inviting bedroom eyes for days weeks! The first cap alone looks like it belongs to a fine fresco in the Vatican surrounded by adoring cherubs. This is one of the rare occasions when photographers should be in front instead of behind the camera. Damn these fine Italian mens! These are from this week’s “America’s Next Top Model”, and are dedicated to my Italian readers and those of you who appreciate the beauty of Italian males — especially the Valentino Rossi types. Bello. Perfetto. Orgasmo! (more…)

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Given the rarity of this type of post nowadays (I’m lying), I guess I’m entitled to do do one today. Mah husband wasn’t that prominent in the first 2 episodes of “Saturday Night Live” this season, but last week he was giving my crotch a fine treat by dressing up in his imagination stimulating wife beater and loose boxers (you know I squinted hard but damn you black tights!). His chest follicles were up there saying hello and the stache! I know it’s as real as my marriage to Jason Sudeikis but the whole getup does all sort of ungodly things to me. These are from last week’s Jane Lynch episode and thanks to Michael for the caps. Of course, I made some additional ones because you know, he’s mah husband and all. (more…)

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