This is not really me posting, it’s the raging teenage schoolboy inside me who is gullible, easily pleased and gets excited on the simplest things – like a bumpy bus ride. Stephen Colletti looks like someone I stalked secretly admired in high school but never talked to me that much. At 26, he still looks like the resident heartthrob you wish he talked to you more in high school. Is that a good thing? I don’t know, but these shirtless caps from “One Tree Hill” by Superherofan certainly bring back memories. (more…)

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Daytime hunk Cameron Mathison has it all, and the only thing left to do is to venture his sexy self into primetime and that’s exactly what he did last night. Here are some caps from this week’s “Desperate Housewives” (that is if your week begins on Sunday). We all need that little bit of boost in the pants on a Monday morning don’t we? Also, I’ve been holding it as I typed so I’m going to say it – we need more BODY HAIR on this one! (more…)

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I’m all for shirtless scenes on primetime but here’s what James Denton should do. Number one, stop meddling with his chest. Number two, stop meddling with his face. These caps from  this week’s “Desperate Housewives” look like something from the second season. We have seen this look so many times, he needs to grow a goatee or something because viewers’ crotches are quite demanding these days. And what’s with the non existent bulge in those pyjama pants? I suspect there was some serious tuck game ala “Drag Race” happening in there. That being said, pass the Kleenex box when you’re done please. (more…)

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This image is being plastered all over the internets since yesterday, and since this site is about shirtlessness and all – here are two new stills via Entertainment Weekly from Steven Soderbergh’s highly anticipated “Magic Mike” featuring some of the hunks of your wet dreams including Matt Bomer, Channing Tatum, Joe Manganiello, Alex Pettyfer, Adam Rodriguez and of fucking course Matthew McConaughey. I knew it’s going to be a pretty smooth affair, but judging from these two shots – looks like it’s going to be completely 100% follicle free. Well, Matt Bomer’s beauty made up for it, and pretty much everything else that is bad in this world. Also, don’t forget to dry your cubicle before you go home, we don’t want to piss off the weekend cleaners do we? (more…)

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Craig David hasn’t got enough any press since like, ever and he’s coming out with a new song or something so his publicist has decided to call some photographers and stage this visual feast at Miami beach (via Dlisted). I’m all up for that but instead of salivating over these shots, seeing his leaner than lean, zero percent body fat content frame makes me hate myself a bit. Yes, I’m still getting over the mince pies and those unholy sweets – so perhaps this will motivate my ass to exercise a little (does going to the fridge count?). How does the new leaner Craig David make you feel? (more…)

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I can’t recall how many times I’ve seen David Beckham in underwear, but I do know that every time it happens it will make news everywhere. This time, Beckham is going all Swedish by posing in his skimpies for H&M. Overrated or not, he’s still one of the hottest footballers ever lived. Since there’s no point of yapping further, I’ll let you analyze what is there to be analyzed (hint: it is horizontal)  while I quickly make my way to the deeper end because this blog just got a little shallow. (more…)

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Look, I know it’s old news but I’m only posting this because of the countless nights AltaVista-ing shirtless pictures of Jeff as a young adult on a shitty modem that kept on disconnecting every 30 seconds. He didn’t exactly helped me through puberty, but he certainly helped sell tons of those bloody tween magazines thus successfully drained my high school / college pocket money. Teen idols, what would we do without them? Here’s a clip of the object of my adolescent crotch’s affection being photographed as a Chippendale dancer. I’ve never seen this one before, so if you have I don’t think you mind seeing it again. Thanks to Biks for this! (more…)

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If you had the tingles for British actor David Tennant of “Dr. Who” fame, then hold on to your crotches as they’re about to spontaneously combust after you reach the end of this post (might be sooner). I know how you feel. Mine happened during this particular event. These shirtless pictures of David Tennant and I-still-feel-guilty-of-posting-these Anton Yelchin are from the recent remake of “Fright Night“. Shirtless-wise, I think they should have exploited Colin Farrel further but hey, everyone had their share and with the great crotch grabbing action from Mr. Tennant, I’m certainly not complaining! (more…)

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Continuing the theme from my last post (which was about a million years ago I know), here are some bits Alan Ritchson doing what he’s paid for from “Blue Mountain State” capped by Superherofan with a hot coach piece that gets my libido going. Alan is about as a bog standard all-American jock as you can get which you can find plenty of on screen but put him next to some bit of matureness and the whole thing takes off to a new heights. Yes, height being the keyword here and by thing I mean the tent in the pantaloons. (more…)

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You know, sometimes I just wish I can leave Henry Cavill alone – but I really can’t. These recently released high resolution stills from “Immortals” reveal the extent of damage they have done to Henry’s chest. I know he has recovered well since, but this should not happen in the first place. Follicles on the chest should have the same right as the ones on the face. All that being said, yes – I still SO would, a million times over. He came a long way from this. (more…)

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