Last year, we have been blessed with the sight of the shirtless cowboys. This year, the generosity in “Amazing Race” continues as every team has the opportunity to shed the shirt and everything else. The orange speedos are a nice touch. Not missing the action of course, Phil joined in the fun in this body building challenge in Germany. It has been a while, although I just wish that he takes it easy on the eyebrow thing. Just a shame the judges are covered, especially the goateed one. And yes, in case you were wondering Bill is the best looking one out of the bunch. Haters kindly move to the left. (more…)

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Fast rising English actor Dominic Cooper is someone I grew to adore. He’s not conventionally Hollywood grade handsome and I could easily have missed his brand of hotness in previous ventures (“Mamma Mia” being one of them) – but in his new film “The Devil’s Double“, he’s really ALL THAT. Maybe it’s the facial hair which is a huge turn on for moi – no surprise there, maybe it’s the made up accent which actually suits him, maybe it’s his speedo-clad fitter than fit body or perhaps maybe the view of his monumental pair of buttocks that made my jaw dropped during the entire viewing. Well, I’ll just shut my gob and please enjoy these caps from “The Devil’s Double”, which will be released tomorrow on DVD and Blu-Ray in the US. As for the monumental pair, you really have to see the film to appreciate them. (more…)

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Post tags: british, dark, fit, movies, mustache, scruff, speedo

It’s not everyday you saw an ad with a few slightly more than average looking guys and thought to yourself, I’d do ALL of them. This new ad from Foster’s does just that. The Crocodile Dundee looking blond Ozzie might smell like sea salt and anchovies, but I still would. As a flaming gay, I think the idea is cute, but some people see this particular commercial as insensitively homophobic. You decide, after the jump. (more…)

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I feel that I have to deeply apologize to everyone for not mentioning this fine piece earlier in the game. Well, it’s better late than never — so here are screen grabs from everyone’s wet dreams tonight featuring the perfection that goes by the name of Vanja Udovicic. In case you care (which you should since I can assure you he’ll be a recurring cast), he’s the captain of Serbian water polo team. That means you can find photos of him in a hot pair of speedos all over the interwebs. I really can’t put into words how hot this guy is, but if “SEX” isn’t the first thing that came to mind when you view these pictures, you better get your libido checked. (more…)

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If last year’s Father’s Day was hosted by Mike Rowe, Mitch Pileggi and Richard Burgi, this year’s geriatric rave party is being hosted by “Extreme Fishing” host and my crotch’s frequent flyer gold member Robson Green. To get things started, he’s asking you to have a look at our selection of fine mature pieces of sweet mancakes we have found this year — Jeremy Wade, Steve Forrest (no wire hangers please), Mark Valley, the men of “Breaking Bad“, indescribable hotness Phil Spencer and his older twin brother Scott Bakula. If you insist on drooling on Robson though, you should go here and here. And because I’m feeling generous today, enjoy two shirtless clips of this British daddy perfection in his tight swimming trunks from ITV’s “Wild Swimming Adventure” after the jump. Happy mature men appreciation day everyone! (more…)

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If you haven’t had your dinner yet, skip this post and go have it first because this piece of news might not go well with that pasta bake. Since this, I really thought Will Forte has repented and leave his chest alone. On last night’s “Saturday Night Live”, I’m sad to report that his land is still barren. WHY. What’s wrong with having a natural rainforest on your chest? Someone please call Greenpeace because this ain’t right! (more…)

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Who can say no to a wet Lorenzo Lamas in a tight swimming suit circa 1981? He’s one of the essential furry studs of the eighties, therefore it’s only natural to have him here. These vintage shirtlessness of Mr. Lamas are from one of the first episodes of “Falcon Crest” capped from a clip by Casperfan. Not safe for work of course, so unless you have eyes at the back of your head, don’t even think of going there. At least wait til lunch! (more…)

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It’s a fact that I love average looking guys, chunky daddies and hairy boys next door. Having said that, I’m still a human being. And it’s human nature to crave for perfection. Once in a while, I do need someone like blue eyed prime Canadian beefcake Mark Lutz (no relations to Kellan Lutz) to drool at. Mark is probably most recognizable as The Groosalugg in “Angel”, and here he is prancing around in a pair of speedos in TV movie “Victor” capped by none other than Superherofan. The body is beyond words, so I’ll just let his blue speedos do the talking (you know you wanna squint). Mark needs to make more films like this, with a mandatory minimum of 30 minutes speedo scene. Canada might came third in the Winter Olympics, but it came first in bringing the impossibly gorgeous hunks to my hungry (and often angry) crotch. Oh by the way, checkout the daddy coach in shorts on the left. Hell to the yes! (more…)

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Post tags: canadian, fit, hunk, smooth, speedo, television

If you are naturally smooth or with next to none body hair, the next best thing to win my crotch over (it has been real fussy lately) is to have some scruff on your face. In the case of Michael Phelps, with that little goatee he has managed to do a lot of things to me. These are from “Shaq Vs.” which I didn’t watch because it’s a sports show and they’re capped by none other than DaveId at Dreamcaps. Oh, and did I mention that his body is pure HEAVEN? (more…)

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When God created Carlos Ponce, this is what he had in mind. Okay, not exactly but I think this is the role that he was born to play — a speedo wearing yoga instructor! Again chances are you have seen these before but you know me, I’m always late with EVERYTHING. These shirtless caps of Carlos Ponce are from “Couples Retreat” theatrical trailer, starring Vince “my crotch isn’t amused but I’d hit that with a paper bag” Vaughn, beefy smooth daddy type Jon Favreau (more of him here), Charlotte and Jason Bateman. Judging from the trailer, a lot of shirtless can be expected from this film in all shapes and sizes so if you’re a fan of normal figures like me, this could be a fun film to watch. (more…)

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