Here’s the moving pictures version of that David Beckham panties ad for H&M earlier. You know, it’s nice for him to be shirtless and all (is there an undo tool for tats somewhere?), but the thing is he is mostly selling underwear not tattoos. When I want to buy me some chonies, I need to see the front, preferably in great detail. This advert is everything but the much anticipated crotch shot. Fine, only reason I need to see his bulge is to confirm these. I guess I’ll have to say extra prayers to the H&M Photoshop gods when I go to bed tonight! (more…)

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It takes a lot to stand out from a bunch of hot shirtless guys, and that is exactly what James Wolk and his elegantly trimmed chest did to me. Taking the hairy baton from Justin Chatwin in this week’s episode of “Shameless” he needs to do this a lot more to get me start watching. That being said, after a period of drought, 2 years to be exact – seeing James in a pair of boxers is like a breath of fresh air to my libido. Yes, more of this please – the future of humanity depends on it! (more…)

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Here is someone who does everything right. I’m not saying I’m easy to please, but if you have scruff at the right length and most importantly STOP WAXING (I’ll forgive the eyebrows) then welcome to my libidoland. Here are some preview skin from Zac Efron’s upcoming Nicholas Sparks (who is quite the hotness himself) film, “The Lucky One”, joining the likes of Ryan Gosling, Channing Tatum, Liam Hemsworth and not forgetting Kevin Costner in “Message in a Bottle”. The trailer clearly tried its best sell Zac’s sex appeal by providing various parts of his body and succeeded. Remember to bring your drool buckets to theatres this April 20th. (more…)

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On this site, that’s a wonderful thing, bordering magical if I say so myself. With these shots of a very shameless Justin Chatwin parading his all natural body filming “Shameless”, I think we can all safely forget about the whole Dragonball thing and pretend the film never exist, among others. Amazing how many things a good pair of blue man thong can do to you! (more…)

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I can’t recall how many times I’ve seen David Beckham in underwear, but I do know that every time it happens it will make news everywhere. This time, Beckham is going all Swedish by posing in his skimpies for H&M. Overrated or not, he’s still one of the hottest footballers ever lived. Since there’s no point of yapping further, I’ll let you analyze what is there to be analyzed (hint: it is horizontal)  while I quickly make my way to the deeper end because this blog just got a little shallow. (more…)

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Continuing the theme from my last post (which was about a million years ago I know), here are some bits Alan Ritchson doing what he’s paid for from “Blue Mountain State” capped by Superherofan with a hot coach piece that gets my libido going. Alan is about as a bog standard all-American jock as you can get which you can find plenty of on screen but put him next to some bit of matureness and the whole thing takes off to a new heights. Yes, height being the keyword here and by thing I mean the tent in the pantaloons. (more…)

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First Mike Rowe post of 2011! It makes me uneasy that it has taken this long, but obviously to make up for the lack of his skin on screen, Discovery daddy of the decade Mike Rowe has donated his hairy, beefy and absolutely delicious body to the millions of drooling fans especially me science for Discovery series “Curiosity”. I have a feeling that it will be full of sexual innuendos, like “sneeze on me”and “have sex inside me” as seen in the promo clip. Many thanks to PG for the heads up! “Curiosity: World’s Dirtiest Man” will premiere this Sunday. They better get Mike’s shirt off, otherwise there will be riots on the streets Monday! (more…)

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There is a reason why I rarely feature models here – mostly because they all kind of look like they come from the same factory (with a heavy follicle restrictions policy), and when it comes to my mens I’m not really into the mass produced types. This model, however is a little bit different. The name is Sean Patrick Davey, and this beefy piece is fresh from the ginge farm off the coast of Ireland (just go along with it) where the grass is emerald green and the follicle is beautifully auburn. These are shot by photographer Marlen Boro (NSFW unless your office allows asses and half peens) who has managed to capture every inch of this rugged, well built ginge stallion. Excuse me while I go lock the door and spend the next half an hour or so by myself. It’s only natural. (more…)

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My inbox has once again been flooded with DO NOT WORK and WHERE ARE MY MENS emails, and I so can’t blame you guys for that. Well, I think I have figured what was wrong in the RSS feed and those weird unclickable links in your emails. If you can click the link to this post in your inbox, that means I’ve won the impossible battle of figuring my own damn blog. Many apologies for that, and also for being away for a while. Oh, and this piece of adorkable right here, is Sam Huntington from “Being Human” capped by Groopii. Don’t be distracted by the sizzling silver fox next to him. And yes, I’m telling myself. (more…)

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After a hell week at work, what better way to start your Sunday morning than to fix your eyeballs onto a very suggestive underwear commercial? Okay fine, I can think of at least 5 other things to do right now but that’s besides the point. I know it’s the shallow end of the pool, but this advert gets people talking. The gay man panties industry is getting more and more competitive by the minute, so it’s natural that Gregg Homme gives a not so subtle nod to the cam whore phenomenon. If it was me on the other end, I wouldn’t even have the time to type ANYTHING. Unless he’s chatting to a 10 year old, a smiley is that last thing someone would type in this situation. These people! The fine piece of beef featured right here goes by the name of Thierry Pepin, thanks to Kenneth. Ass cheeks alert, so proceed with some caution and a box of tissues. (more…)

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