My collection of Bobby Cannavale’s fuzzy chest is quite lame, so this post comes naturally. Here are some caps of Bobby from that funky spunk episode of “Sex and The City”. Bobby has the voice that can rattle my crotch and awake my kraken. This is such a nice contrast with his dark come to be with me eyes. For further drooling on this adorable furball, click here for his scene with mah husband in “The Ten”, “Fast Food Nation” with Greg Kinnear and if you’re feeling a little adventurous, click here for his shaved (shock horror!) chest from an episode of “Cold Case”. (more…)

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File this under: I’ll never look at a banana the same way again! Well, the crooked ones anyway. He could have used a straighter piece of fruit, but I have to say there are some that refused to follow a straight line (speaking from experience of course). Peter Sarsgaard is giving a very important education to everyone in Hollywood — you don’t have to shave your chest to get to the top! Well, if your acting skills are good enough anyway. These are some caps of my favorite furball of all time from his Academy Award nominated film, “An Education“. Although his shirtless scene here aren’t as good as this, this or this (if I had a dime for every Sarsgaard post) — the crotch tingling voice sprinkled with a dash of British accent made it all better. (more…)

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You know what’s worse than a hot guy like Mike Rowe with his shirt on? A hot guy like Mike Rowe TEASING. In this week’s episode of iwantyounowgoddamnit “Dirty Jobs” appropriately named “Tight Spaces”, Mike slipped into a rather tight suit and teased our crotches with some suggestive shots. I’m too old to be teased, honestly. Having said that, these caps by scorchingheat at Dreamcaps fueled my imagination like nobody’s business. Like most of you after I’m finished with this post, I’ll be right back. (more…)

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It’s clear that I have my hands full (not like that) these few days, but having said that I always have time for a truly hot silver fox like Survivor’s Tom Westman. Yes, it’s a little puzzling because a hot daddy like this one should be the bloody mascot on this website, but then “Survivor: Palau” was broadcasted way back in 2005 before I started this, so it was totally excusable. We should thank the fans for bringing back Tom into our lives, and you know I’m going to cap this total DILF to oblivion this season. Enough talk, here are some caps from the season premiere of “Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains” featuring a shaved Russell (kindly refer here). And I’m pretty sure I wasn’t the only one who got all hot and bothered during the reward challenge. Clash of the daddies, and I want to be right in the middle of it! (more…)

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I always know that my hairy screen bear Peter Sarsgaard never disappoint, and he definitely meets my expectations in “Orphan”. Peter plays the dad, which is a huge bonus point for me and has provided us with several decent shirtless scenes. You know I could ramble on and on about Mr. Sarsgaard’s chunky, fuzzy hotness, but here’s an excellent review by A Little Edgy at the forum at while back for a change. Hairy caps will follow suit. (more…)

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Peter Sarsgaard is no stranger to peen display on screen, and I am ever so thankful for that. It’s time like this that made me want to ditch this whole thing and start a new site called Squarehippies XXX instead, but you know I can’t do that (do not ask why). Something about Peter that made you have a need to cuddle like never before, mostly because of his bedroom eyes — they’re saying “come to bed with me”. These skin caps of him are from the film “The Center of the World” capped by Cosmic Danny at Dreamcaps. NSFW pictures can be found here, because you know you want to. (more…)

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WERK that salt and pepper, Mr. Scott! He really made me want to shrink myself and roll through the fluffy meadow on his chest. Heck, I might as well packed my things and move there. To wake up and have that kind of view every morning, it’s utter bliss. Now, enough of my crazy. These furrilicious caps from last night’s “Royal Pains” are made by the fantabulous Groopii, because I still don’t have time to watch this show despite the hairy signs. Now excuse me while I go stuff my face because apparently someone is really into sexy curves and boner hair. I’m halfway there! (more…)

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Will all the shaving nancy boys please step aside because a REAL MAN has arrived! Yes bitches, a real British man with a real man voice (I’m talking to you, Mr. Posh)! It’s interesting to know that for a guy with the off the charts kind of hotness, Clive Owen rarely gets shirtless on screen. That or I haven’t watched enough of his films. Okay, I haven’t watched enough of EVERYTHING but that’s besides the point. He’s not exactly underrated but this man should be banned from wearing any type of clothing at all. Even towels and undies. Here are some hairy high resolution skin caps from his recent film “Duplicity”. Oh Clive, take me now damn you. Anywhere but the bed! Also these might be the source for “Guess This Hairy Chest” game for many moons to come. Ooops, did I just say that out loud? Warning: Images are WAY bigger than they appear. (more…)

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This very tall and hairy (read: sexy beast) comedian has a very deep voice that can lullaby my crotch to sleep. Well, actually not to sleep but you’ll catch the drift. Guess before you click! (more…)

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Can “Dollhouse” really be saved with a constant display of skin? I am a bit skeptical, but I always appreciate all the hard work involved. Here is beefy hotness Harry Lennix with his part of the ongoing rescue effort to grant “Dollhouse” another season. Since I don’t watch a lot of television (I lied — I only watch stupid reality shows with little to none skin values), I remembered him recently as Mr. President in “Little Britain USA”. ‘Beef’ and ‘voice’ are the strongest keyword here, and I want to cling to that body and never let go like a tree-hugging hippy! (You never question or try to think about this website’s name ever) I assume our Adorkable of the Month Fran Kranz will be next in line, and wake me up when that happens because I stopped watching this yawnfest a while ago. (more…)

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