It’s time to bring some (furry) beef, brawn and muscle mass in this part of the internets, thanks to a short glimpse of two-time WWE champion and the star of “Looney Tunes: Back in Action”, Bill Goldberg in this week’s ” The Celebrity Apprentice”. I have released my skin hunting minions and they came back with some soapy Goldberg skin during a shower scene and a locker room scene in “The Longest Yard”. I have to admit a lot of wrestlers out there bulked up so much that they lost all the sexiness, but Goldberg has managed to do it just right. Rawr! (more…)

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Oh my word. I really don’t know whether to breathe, drool or frown. Okay, I can actually do all three at the same time but that’s besides the point. People really need to stop trying to recreate Burt Lancaster and Deborah Kerr’s infamous beach scene in “From Here to Eternity”, because no matter how good you do it, it will still look like a parody. Here are some caps of wrestler The Million Dollar Man’s son, Ted Dibiase Jr. from the sequel of John Cena’s “The Marine”. Well, he’s totally cute and I’d hit it in two blinks of a lamb’s eye. This film is obviously released direct to DVD on the 29th and plenty of shirtlessness can be expected. But that beach scene… Really? (more…)

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